My hair HURTS.
UGH. Like my scalp is red hot inflamed and anything touching my head, even the weight of my hair is killing me.
This is why I chopped off all my hair in the past (never mind the fact long hair is a pain in the ass when you’re trying to massage) and this is why goddamnit I’m going to get rid of it now.
God, I just want to shave it all off right this minute.